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Weekend Update: SNL's 50th Anniversary – SNL50
Weekend Update hosts Colin Jost and Michael Che cover Saturday Night Live's 50th anniversary by taking a look back at memorable milestones from the show.
Merv Griffin Sits Down With Johnny for the First Time | Carson Tonight Show
Original Airdate: September 05, 1986
Robert De Niro: Making The Limited Series "Zero Day" Was Like Doing Three Feature Films Back-To-Back
Acting legend Robert De Niro talks about why he decided to do a limited television series for the first time, and gives a preview of what happens to America in "Zero Day," which is streaming now on Netflix.
Commercial Parodies – SNL50
Alec Baldwin introduces SNL's look back at its commercial parodies.
Same answer for each
This simple three question test illustrates how often politicians must be telling lies.
1. Is the Pope catholic?
2. Does Windows have bugs?
3. Do Politicians lie?
The way you say it
It's not what you say, but the way you say it.
On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."
The girl was very flattered.
What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."
Scary Jokes
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
Why did the cannibal have a hangover?
He went to a party and got stewed!
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into!
Chemical Analysis of Human Elements
Element name: WOMAN.
Symbol: WO.
Atomic weight: 'Don't even go there'.
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum,...Read more
Bird Calls
For forty years we have studied bird calls . There are so many different species , and to make it more difficult they have territorial accents just like people do.
The really amazing thing is, we have translated all of their calls. And the message is always the same. No matter the breed or the location, the message is always the same:
"Yah! ...Read more
Tim Meadows Celebrates Great Black Americans
Legendary actor Tim Meadows has a special message for Black History Month.
George Clooney's "Good Night, and Good Luck" Illustrates Why America Needs The Fourth Estate
Oscar-winner George Clooney, who has a long history of speaking his mind and getting involved in politics, talks about the vital importance of a free press as an institution that can hold people with power accountable. "Good Night, and Good Luck" is in previews beginning March 12th and opens April 3rd at the Winter Garden Theater.
Weekend Update: The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation With and Drunk Uncle – SNL50
The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with at a Party (Cecily Strong) and Drunk Uncle (Bobby Moynihan) stop by Weekend Update to discuss having a baby.
Paul Gertner performs Triple Die Lemma on TheTonight Show starring Johnny Carson
Magician Paul Gertner performs Triple Die Lemma on the Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson. 3/16/89. This is Paul's second Tonight Show Appearance.
Monty Python - A Book At Bedtime
Jeremy Toogood reads Red Gauntlet for A Book At Bedtime. Unfortunately, he can't read. Neither can the rest of the crew. Clips pulled together from episode 38 of Monty Python's Flying Circus.
How it all began
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com.
She said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far from town to town with thy goods when thou...Read more
At Ninety-Nine
When a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of the preparations, she went to see her doctor and get all her charts. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so she gave him the litany of complaints - this hurts, that's stiff, I'm tired and slower, etc.
He responded with, "Mrs. Siegel, you have to expect ...Read more
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