Euphemisms For Being Stupid, part 12
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... continued from above
Requires directions to lay sod.
Room temperature IQ.
Running about a quart low.
Running on empty.
Sharp as a bowling ball.
She is so dumb, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if she had two guesses.
She's not tied too tight to the pier.
Strong like bear, smart like tractor.
Takes him 1-1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
The elevator is stuck between floors.
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