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Jokes / November 20, 2024

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Going Fast

Jokes / November 20, 2024

A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 1997 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, ...Read More

Speeding Up

Jokes / November 20, 2024

The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin ...Read More

China Will Never Catch Up

Jokes / November 20, 2024

Communist China is technologically underdeveloped because they have no alphabet and therefore cannot use acronyms to communicate ideas at a faster rate.

Funny Epitaphs

Jokes / November 20, 2024

Tombstones are not generally thought of as fonts of light entertainment. But as The New York Times showed, some epitaphs are funnier than others.

-- He was a simple man who died of complications

-- He came into the ...Read More

Luggage

Jokes / November 20, 2024

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.

She smiled and told me not to worry as they were trained ...Read More