Logic Lesson

Jokes / February 18, 2025

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic.

"Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing ...Read More

Three Questions

Jokes / February 18, 2025

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.

"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.

"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"

"Well that's a bit steep, isn't ...Read More

Hacker

Jokes / February 18, 2025

"Being a hacker is kind of being a supermodel. Eventually you grow up and move on." -- Kevin Poulson, legendary hacker, 1999

Baby Power

Jokes / February 18, 2025

Hello, my name is Quinn, and I'm nine months old. This is powerful advice for all you babies out there. Parents, please leave now, or you will be punished. Okay, now that the minions are gone, let's get down to business...Read More

One-liners

Jokes / February 18, 2025

The plumber can't put in the bathroom fixtures until next month. That's a shower stall if I've ever heard one.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

When it comes to telling her age, she's shy.....about ...Read More

Christina Hendricks Saw A UFO Whilst Shooting 'Small Town, Big Story' | The Jonathan Ross Show

Jokes / February 17, 2025

Christina Hendricks shares her surprising encounter with a UFO whilst in Dublin shooting Small Town, Big Story.