Q: What is a contingent fee?

A: A contingent fee means, if the lawyer doesn't win your suit, he gets nothing. If the lawyer does win it, you get nothing.

The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.)

- Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

- The ...Read More

Two mice live in a movie studio warehouse and are looking for food. Suddenly one hears the other chewing.

"What did you find?" he asks.

"I am not sure," comes the answer. "It looks like a piece of film celluloid from an ...Read More

... continued from above

Support your local stormtrooper -- buy Imperial

Max Rebo Tour '13 [or whatever year it is]

X-wing pilots do it better

Poodoo happens...

"My other vehicle is an AT-AT"

"Palpatine/Vader in 2014...Read More

My Jedi brat can beat up your honors student

I survived the Battle of Endor

Palpatine, save me from your followers

My other starship is an SSD

Visit Scenic Beggars Canyon

Jedi Master on board -- please fly carefully

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From a store clerk:

"The computerized cash register is down. I'll just add up your purchases with a pencil and paper."
"I'll take a break after I finish waiting on these customers."
"We're sorry we sold you ...Read More