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Scientists Have a Solution to Climate Catastrophe, But You Can't Have It | The Daily Show

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Humans have repeatedly ignored warnings about carbon pollution, so scientists have created a self-sustaining spaceship to give humanity a fresh start. Filled with movie theaters, restaurants, and good bar trivia, the USS Told Ya So has it all… except all of us.

 


 

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